And Now For Something Really Important

Okay. Just last night I completed copyedits (I made changes to 150 pages!) for one publisher's manuscript when the doorbell rings this morning with copyedits from my other publisher. Right now I'm buried and can't really think of much else, at least nothing of any substance.

So tell me, which do you prefer, Staples' Easy Button or Office Depot's recently introduced (Helping) Hand?

My vote: The Hand. It's got more personality than a button. What do you think?